Lorna Thompson

Estate Agent Lorna is a bit surprised when her beloved Rachel comes back married, but soon Lorna's undiscriminating affection for any other sentient being kicks in, and she's delighted to have a new member of the family. Lorna is everybody's ally, and though defiantly scatter-brained, is pretty much in control of everyone. A bit of a wild child in her youth, Lorna certainly has an adventurous side but ultimately she’s a calming force in the family who pacifies Ken and tries to make him see a different side of his new son-in-law. In her youth, it is said that Lorna loved it up the shitpipe, sometimes taking 2 or 3 at the same time, just to fill the void her parents left, having been absent her whole life.